dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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