you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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