i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Come share oat with me in your robe
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