And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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