i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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