that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We got so high we made milksteak
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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