the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
A+ Viking dick
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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