I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
