I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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