was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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