Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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