Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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