ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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