i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do herpes really smell.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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