it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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