No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
