About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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