That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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