I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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