I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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