This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You know, be my cock's hype man.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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