wat bout pragnant strippers??
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just had sex on a roof
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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