My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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