Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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