is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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