I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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