Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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