wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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