i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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