Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize