What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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