apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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