we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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