Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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