Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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