thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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