the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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