So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
