I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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