I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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