It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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