Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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