There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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