Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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