u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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