sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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