You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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