Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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