I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do