Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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