Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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