Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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