There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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